Charmin Claus

I was making dinner one cold December night,
When my eyes beheld an amazing sight.
I could hardly believe who did appear.
It was Santa Claus and his little reindeer.

I said, "Santa you look a bit weird.
You have a blue robe and a toilet paper beard!"
Then I heard him exclaim as he walked out of sight,
"Mom, what are we having for dinner tonight?"